Peeps! PEEPS!....I have an idea!
What you looking at me like that for, I do have good ideas you know!
In fact way better than yours, need I remind you about the Palace Feline Flap Failure fiasco? Its in my diary under "WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?" I still have the bruises from that you know. Mouses!
Anyways, you know how we are nominees, finalists in this years Blog Paws Nose to Nose Awards for Best humor blog?.... you know? Just THE Social media blogging event of the year! Peeps have you not been reading anything I emailed you? Just nod your head will you... OK?
Well the Awards are the highlight of the calendar, the blogging equivalent of the Oscars, and by that I don't mean Oscar the Shih Tzu that lives down the road! The only Oscar that chap will be up for is best LOUD voice over! Mouses!
No what I was getting to is, win or lose we potentially will be having loads of guests round for drinks after the ceremony in Phoenix. So my idea, courtesy of my pal in New Zealand that suggested it, is.... Hmm actually it's their idea, so technically it should be their, my brilliant idea. Anyhow the idea was, hows about we spruce things up? Not that I'm keen on spruce, I'd rather have oak or a walnut, but definitely no nuts, or squirrels. Mouses!
This sprucing, think of it as a spa day, but I don't mean a spa day and pampering, no ma'am, that really isn't needed for me as I'm soft and fluffy enough already... though I could maybe do with my nails doing and possibly a facial? OK so a spa day would be good, but really I don't think a day would be enough to do the work you nee... er... to help you relax enough. purrs
Anyways what my Kiwi pal suggested was, why don't we give my blog and the Palace a make over. We are finalists after all, and have appearances to maintain and the Palace reputation to uphold. I mean the Palace could do with a lick of paint and the lions definitely need a haircut. Nothing worse than having the postman savaged by an unkempt Lion, what would the neighbours think. Mouses!
So to get the ball rolling I put together a list of things I need, or would like to need. There were also a few things that I might want, but which maybe should be I need, or would like to need. Either way I'm flexible. purrs
Alas as I can't have either Smell-O-Vision or Taste-O-Vision it seems like my Nip and Cream theme has to go on hold, so I have had to resort to plan B.
Over to you peeps ol' pal, enlighten me, what's plan B?
What! what you mean why ask me? Well I don't know why you're asking me, I thought you had that, I mean you're the Backup. purrs
OK, don't panic, in case of peep plan B failure, plan P comes into effect. Whats plan P, I hear you say? well I'm glad you asked me, as I actually know this. P is for.... Plan, Palace, Pictures, Pretty, Pink, Poetry and Prose and Possums!
Er, strike the possums, I don't know how they got in there, did you invite them peeps? No? well I
think we will have to have words with the Palace security. purrs
Anyways having got plan P, I think we best start with the basics and get someone who knows what they're doing, has a long record of success and loves working with colour and personalities. Hmm I think I know just the guy to call! purrs
****** A short conversation later ******
*CLICK* Hmm. seems like Sir Elton John DOESN'T do blog design, on account of being on tour, and being a pop star, so his manager pointed me to Ann Adamus over at Zoolatry.com who has the gift for design, and poetry too. Best give her ring and see if she is free and able to take on the challenge, I mean there is a lot of painting to do. Mouses!
Well dear readers all that happened just a few days ago, and before you I now stand, in my new Palace. And what a Grand new Palace it is too, and ALL thanks to Ann over at Zoolatry, who beavered away, day and night, through rain, sleet, snow, and drought. You know I really must get the kitchen plumbing sorted. purrs
Anyways, she managed to get everything looking spick and span, sparkling and... er... peeps, what goes with sparkling?
What's that? Niptini's! Well I don't mind if I do, thank you very much, I think the first round's on you. purrs
I hope you enjoy the Palaces new look. CHEERS!!