What about that time last week?
Nah, folks would never believe that, especially given all the cream involved.
Oooh, now there's a thought, what about the shopping list, folks like lists. In fact peeps will even go a bundle on lists about lists. I should qualify that when I say lists, I don't mean lists as in leanings, no ma'am, once you've leant one way then the other there is little else to say on the matter, purrs
Ok I'll give that one a miss, I really can't see folk buying into a blog post about my shopping list. And whilst my passion for cream may be world famous, even I can't wax lyrical about cream for too long, heck I'll be putting pounds on just thinking about it, and one does have to watch ones figure. Purrs
OK, what else is there? What day is it, Monday. Right what do I know about Monday? OK so MON is french, for MY. So that means it is Myday today! well seems like I should be celebrating then. I shall make a note to celebrate Myday every Monday, or is that every Myday? Anyways best get some cards printed up and invite a few pals in for supper.
What else is there about Monday?
****** Some time later! ******
OK. that went rather badly, so far all I've got is Monday follows Sunday. Hmm, on that subject I must talk to Miss Description about as seldom is there sun on a Sunday. Mouses!
I'd do a blog about Friday but I really don't like fried food, especially food fried by peep. Peep's barbecues are way worse as all peep gets is burnt offerings.
Thinking on it, maybe I should move Friday up a day so its next to Sunday, that way peep could use the burnt offerings straight away, and it certainly save on storage, not to mention the smell! purrs
Inspiration, where for art thou?
What to write about? This is so very stressful, and whilst all this week peep has been stressed, about work schedules and family issues, let me tell you, blogging without a subject for your blog is way more stressful.
Peeps think that we just conjure up these things, out of thin air. On that point, and sorry to digress, but has anyone ever seen thick air? I've seen thin HAIR and thick HAIR but never thick AIR. I wonder if that's the sort when the conversation gets really tense, and you can cut it with a knife?
Now that could be really awkward, if folks went around cutting the air with a knife there would be holes everywhere, for sure. That may even account for the big hole in the O zone area that peeps talk about. Seems like all those holes, where bits of thick air that have been cut out, have been gathering together and made one big whole. Mouses!
Heck, if we don't get around to having less stress, then them holes will keep being cut and very soon there won't be any average thickness air to fill the space. And if we stretch the air to cover the hole it will become thin air and eventually snap and we'll have even more holes. Mouses!
And whilst I'd love some thin air to pull a blog post out of, I'm not going to do that if it means the earth is going to pot as a result!
Hmm. Lets check the weather forecast, that's always good for a few words, and you don't have to be accurate either. The only time the weather peeps around this way get it right is when we are either in the middle of a monsoon, or knee deep in snow.
Oooh, looks like we'll be having some snow, I think maybe I should blog about the winter wardrobe, a Princess has to keep up with the seasons and fashions, and it absolutely doesn't do to be seen in last years coat. purrs
In fact now would be a great time to try on my new hat, kindly sent to me by Basil, of the Bionic Basil blog, who has created and sent out into the blogging world, the amazing Time Travelling Bobble Hat, which is DEFINITELY this seasons MUST HAVE accessory!
For every new destination the Bobble Hat goes, Basil's house mates Smoochie, and Parsley, will donate £2 to their feline charity, the Burton Joyce Cat Welfare and Kikby Cats Home. Now that has to be good! To find out more, follow the links above. purrs
So why not join the fun, and be the next to wear this totally awesome Time Travelling Bobble Hat.
For a donation from the Palaces vaults, and I'm not speaking pots of cream, Basil made me a virtual Time Travelling Bobble Hat, on account of not wishing to get mine dirty or lose it whilst out mousing on the estate.
What do you think?
I do declare I feel rather in the mood for Snow Boarding..... Snow? BRING IT ON!