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Sunday, 18 May 2025

WENDINGTON JONES and the MISSING TREE

Written by  DANIEL DOCKERY                            

The book cover is generally in a mix of dark green with an art deco stylised patterned edge in gold. In the centre we see Wendington standing at the prow of the liner that features in the book. There is a pale red and orange sky behind the ship to highlight Wendington and a grey silhouetted figure in a hat of some description. A golden disc is to the left of Wendington as we see her. On it is the inscription "Who would risk death for the tree of life?" Four portholes are seen at the prow, two each side, and in each a silhouette, probably of a person in the book. At the top of the cover 'Wendington Jones' is in red period font, whilst the rest of the title is in gold capitals beneath. The authors name appears below the ship in green on a gold plaque underlined in red.
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An Adventure Book Review by Erin the Literary Cat©, International Book Reviewer.

Hello, and welcome to my latest Book Review featuring this week an Adventure in Middle Grade Fiction.


This week's review is of a story that we really needed to have read sooner. But it slipped us by. Which is our loss. But thankfully book two is being launched, and we have had the opportunity to read both. So not wishing to delay sharing book one any longer, and with my trusty housekeeper, Mrs H, already making plans for a visit to Australia, let's get on with the show!




The book cover is generally in a mix of dark green with an art deco stylised patterned edge in gold. In the centre we see Wendington standing at the prow of the liner that features in the book. There is a pale red and orange sky behind the ship to highlight Wendington and a grey silhouetted figure in a hat of some description. A golden disc is to the left of Wendington as we see her. On it is the inscription "Who would risk death for the tree of life?" Four portholes are seen at the prow, two each side, and in each a silhouette, probably of a person in the book. At the top of the cover 'Wendington Jones' is in red period font, whilst the rest of the title is in gold capitals beneath. The authors name appears below the ship in green on a gold plaque underlined in red.
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AUTHOR:  Daniel Dockery

 

Illustrations by:  Marco Guadalupi

 

Published by:  UCLan Publishing

 

Publication date Paperback: 2023

 

Paperback 13 digit ISBN:  978 1915 235 374


UK Cover price for Paperback:  £8.99


Amazon KINDLE price:  £4.99

 

Pages: 317

 

Age range:  10 - 14 and upwards


Any dogs or cats? No, but Percival the newt gets a bigger adventure than he could have bargained for!

 

 

SPOILER ALERT

Some as to plot direction and characters.

 

Thank you to…

We are exceedingly grateful to Graeme Williams and UCLan Publishers for offering us a chance to Read & Review this excellent story.

As ever, our views are our own, and we only share reviews of books we have bought, received as gifts, or received in exchange for an impartial review.

First and foremost, the books we review are those we select to read, like, and feel our global readers deserve to know about and that we hope they, their family, friends and students will enjoy.

The plot

It is late in 1920, and fifteen-year-old Wendington Jones, aka Wendi, daughter of the famed anthropologist Pennington Jones, has her world turned upside down. She is informed by the headmistress at her school that her mother, along with her valet, has died in a car crash.

Now orphaned, she becomes the responsibility of her grandmother, and her valet Rohan, a man Wendington isn’t at all sure of. At the stroke of midnight, not long after, Wendington receives a parcel from her dead mother. Within is half of a manuscript relating to a book her mother was writing. It describes her adventures in pursuit of the mythical Tree of Life.

Realising that the fabled tree could bring her mother and father back to life, she decides to complete her mother’s work and adventure. But first, she must find the other half of the manuscript. In recent mail received at her grandmother’s house, she discovers a letter from her mother’s editor. It reveals that the other half was posted to her mother’s valet’s house in a nearby village. There is also a ticket on a ship leaving for Australia the next day. But the letter holds a warning that others also seek the tree, and Pennington should not travel alone!

Whilst trying to retrieve the other half, she is attacked and has to flee the scene. Finding her gran’s car outside, she makes good her escape, dodging gunfire. In the rearview mirror, she spies Rohan, gun in hand, staring after her.

This is where everything starts to go wrong for Wendi. It is the turning point that leads to danger, discovery and adventure. And an ocean trip to Australia to discover, or rather, rediscover, the tree which is said to be there.

The story takes on a cat-and-mouse game on the ship and off. Wendi is desperately trying to figure out the secrets and location of the tree from only part of her mother’s work. She also needs to find out who has the other half of the manuscript that was not at the valet’s house. Heeding the editor’s warning, she has to figure out whom amongst her fellow passengers she can trust. None of this is easy when you are a child alone on a cruise liner and trying to remain as inconspicuous as possible to the crew and passengers.

And there is as strange and doubtful a group of passengers on board as even Agatha Christie could wish for. One person, or rather creature, she can rely on is Percival. He is a newt she discovered on the evening of the funeral. His opinions, however, will not save her from the destruction of the ship as well as attempts on her life and that of other passengers.

To find out what else goes on in this action-packed adventure, be it by car, ship, horse or plane, you’ll just have to read the book…..

So, what did we think?

Rich in description, attitude and adventure, this book offers and delivers so much to the reader. The 1920s are such a wonderful period in human history to set an adventure in. Arguably a golden age for travel and exploration. Even more so as women were starting to explore and exercise their own rights and talents, and in some respects, come to the fore.

Our own adventures are set in this period, and it creates a wonderful air of discovery, challenges and opportunity for characters and writers. It is empowering for younger readers to truly understand what we have. For them to appreciate where we are now, and to understand what we have gained, and also sadly, what we have lost.

All of which is why, when we were offered book two in this series, we jumped at the chance. We were also given the opportunity to read book one first, which is why, dear reader, you are having this review now. Book two review will follow just as soon as I can prise it away from Mrs H’s oil-stained fingers!

It was difficult not to love our protagonist’s attitude from the start. Pendington is bold, clever in the sense of well-read, very inquisitive, with a wit that is often pithy. However well-read she is, she is, like most fifteen-year-olds, not well-practised or experienced. She is also very human and a bit flawed, as the opening scene at her school indicates. Mrs H says that she was a bit like that as a child.

I loved that about Wendi. She is a very human fifteen-year-old who is dealing with the loss of her mother, having already lost her father. In fact, this book really is all about dealing with loss.

Having said that, it was hard to place this book down as there was always something happening or about to happen. It has oodles of adventure interspersed with tongue-in-cheek humour and thoughts as Wendington works things out. Having read up on the author’s process, Percival the newt is there as a silent foil, a sounding board so Wendi, who is alone in her grief, can express her thoughts out loud to us, the reader. He also makes a delightful sidekick who adds his own humour.

There is peril aplenty, everything from planes to trains, with cars and horses in between. I doubt the likes of Enola Holmes, Adèle Blanc-Sec, or a certain American professor would have fared better against the villains our Wendington Jones comes up against.

So, crunch time.

A rare and wondrous story that is a subtle and delightful blend of an adult movie adventure with heaps of Agatha Christie 1920s style. The very best adventure a young lady or man could ever wish for. At 317 pages, this is, we feel, at the more advanced end of Middle Grade reading, but well within the grasp of most. Certainly, it makes for a grand adult read.

But most important of all, under all the action, there is a much bigger driver. One that we think is incredibly well dealt with. This story is first and foremost about loss, grief, the avoidance thereof, and then coming to terms with and dealing with it. Some of the strongest moments, and also the most heart-tugging, come from these themes. That in itself is a journey of discovery and as strong, if not stronger, than what goes on around and about.

Mrs H and I often have conversations after we read books. Some of the conversations go down strange rabbit holes of ‘what if character X met Y, or did this or that, what would happen? One such was when she said to me What if she met Hercule on board? We figured he would be busy solving, say, a death on the cruise ship in the first-class area, whilst Wendington Jones would be in the lower decks doing her thing, too. They would doubtless brush shoulders at some point in a scene, probably amid some turmoil. There would be a pause, then, with an uncertain look from Wendi, and a polite knowing look and a nod of appreciation and understanding from Hercule, they would go about their work. Doubtless, though, they would each, through quite different means, reach a satisfactory conclusion.

This isn’t quite as fanciful as it may seem. Both characters are around at the same time, Hercule’s first case being in 1917. So they could have overlapped. Both are also similar in that they have each faced a huge personal loss that they struggle with. But enough of that flight of fancy, back to the review . . . .

Of course, a satisfactory conclusion does not mean all’s well that ends well, at least for some. Which is another reason to love this story. Come the end of the story and the character’s journey thus far, both the spiritual and actual, we both truly felt we had been on the adventure too. And had learned something very important about life and death, just like Wendi. This adventure deals with all aspects of both in a respectful way. At times blunt, but better for it.

So there you have it. An excellent read, a highly recommended adventure that will stay with us a long time, and become a reference by which to judge other stories.

Daniel Dockery's website, specific to Wendington Jones, contains a lot of information as to Daniel himself and the thought process for this book. Well worth a read. A link to that web page can be found HERE or type this: https://www.wendingtonjones.com/

UCLan Publishing's web page can be found HERE or type this: https://uclanpublishing.com/

Marco Guadalupi's Instagram page can be found HERE or type this: https://www.instagram.com/marcoguadalupi85/


For those that just want a selfie on a Sunday, here's one of me reaching out . . . . What for or to whom I'll let you all decide . . . 

Mrs H also wants you know that I had spent what she calls an IN-ORDINATE amount of time on my pedicure. The all look perfectly in order to me, what do you think?


Erin sits upright on her haunches atop of a sage green fleecy bed cover on a spare bed at the Manor House. Her left paw is reaching out horizontally, with fingers spread.




We are joining the Sunday Selfies, hosted by the wonderful Kitties Blue and their mum, Janet Blue, from the Cat on My Head blog in America. 

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I hope you enjoyed this adventure review. 

Till laters!

ERin











Sunday, 4 May 2025

EXIT STAGE DEATH

Written by  AVA ELDRED


                                                       

An Adventure Book Review by Erin the Literary Cat©, International Book Reviewer.

Hello, and welcome to my latest Weekend Book Review featuring this week a YA Murder Mystery. If you don't fancy a read, and just want a selfie of ME, head to the end!

Mrs Hudson and I like a good murder mystery adventure. It doesn’t matter if it’s MG, YA, or adult. Nor if it’s on TV, the radio, or in the theatre. But there is something about seeing live action on stage that adds to the flavour and involvement.

So a book about a murder in a musical theatre summer camp piqued our interest straight away. And it didn’t fail to impress. So, without further ado, let’s raise the curtain on an amazing tale . . .



AUTHOR: AVA ELDRED

Cover Illustration by: David Wardle

Published by: UCLan Publishing

Publication date Paperback: 5 June 2025

Paperback 13 digit ISBN: 978–191 674 7586

UK Cover price for Paperback: £8.99

Amazon KINDLE price: N/A

Pages: 366

Age range: Young Adult, (12–18, some gentle romance, kisses, and the discovery of a victim).


SPOILER ALERT

Some as to plot direction and characters.


Thank you to…

We are exceedingly grateful to Graeme Williams and UCLan Publishers for offering us a chance to Read & Review this story.

As ever, our views are our own, and we only share reviews of books we have bought, received as gifts, or received in exchange for an impartial review.

First and foremost, the books we review are those we select to read, like, and feel our global readers deserve to know about and that we hope they, their family, friends and students will enjoy.

The plot

It is the last time Livi Campbell will be attending the musical theatre summer school at Camp Chance. It is her last chance to shine, to show her parents she has what it takes for a career in the performing arts, on stage in the theatre. To go to Drama School and then onwards and upwards. On the coach that wends its way through the English countryside are the other Camp Chance attendees, a mix of newcomers and a sprinkling of previous year’s older students. Livi has seen most of her friends from previous camps go on to pastures new, having ‘aged out’ and unable to return. It will be her turn this year.

The culmination of the summer school is the end-of-year performance, the senior showcase. If she hits all the top notes, grabs the attention of the ‘counsellors’ who assess them, and does better than anyone else, she’ll grab the lead role. That will give her a shot at being noticed and go on to better, nay, greater things.

Her male lead hopeful is Sam. They have in previous years worked together. They sneak out late at night to practice in the theatre set in the camp’s woodland setting. The extra work means they have a head start, and can polish their talent.

As the campers settle in, new friends are made. The girls and boys are separated and have been allocated lodges to stay in and assigned roommates for the duration of the camp. Livi and Sam know they have it, have what it takes, and they wholly expect, and also are expected, to be picked as the stars of the showcase.

Suddenly, everything is put off balance by the news that two young ‘celebrities’ are joining them this year. There is Juliet Stone, a renowned video blogger. She has risen to fame during the pandemic for putting on one-person performances to bring theatre to the masses. Her reasons for being at the camp are to learn more about the trade for a part she has been offered. To be able to gel with a cast and the true theatre environment. To learn the basics that she doesn’t have.

The other young celebrity Is Aaron Wilson, the son of a true Hollywood acting royalty family. He’s there at the camp, out of the glare of the press, to try and work out if the career his parents think is for him, actually is.

Both are a threat to the two established hopefuls. There is a chance the newcomers notoriety and talent will win them the leads. Livi promises she will get it, and if not, it won’t be through lack of work. To make matters more interesting, Juliet, Livi and a girl called Daisy get bunked together. Likewise, Sam is bunked with Aaron.

Livi has some fame of her own, as she has appeared in many previous showcase videos on the internet. In fact, she is considered camp royalty. Three first-time performers, Chloe, Tasha & Kitty, know this and actively seek her out and ask for advice at the camp’s second-night unofficial secret party.

After a good night, the campers drift off. For Livi and Sam, it is the start of their own secret training sessions, with Sam on the piano and Livi singing.

The following day brings a discovery that turns everything on its head. Chloe is found dead by Livi and her friends. Killed down by one of the camp’s woodland lakes. Worse, at the scene, Livi picks up a mask that was part of Chloe’s costume. Within is a note that tells Livi and her small group of friends that they are now in the middle of their own mystery. The ending is as yet unwritten. They have until the end of camp to find the killer, or Chloe won’t be the only one dead. Tell anyone, and they could be next.

And the notes keep coming, little clues indicating they are being closely watched. All the time, they still have to do their classes and shine. At least that is what Livi plans to do, confident she can solve this.

Will she? Can she trust her small group of friends and the counsellors, or is one a killer? The pressure is very much on as they all battle with aspects of friendship, romance, loyalty, trust, career and . . . murder. Did I mention that time is running out?

So, what did we think?

WOW is really an understatement of how we felt having finished this theatrical production.

I need to say that our use of theatrical terms in this review is meant to replicate a flavour rather than create puns. Though occasionally, it may actually be a clue, also.

It is very cleverly written, cast, performed and directed. There are levels of complexity and immersion in which you and I are more than just a reader. We become an audience and arguably a crew member within the production. This, Mrs H and I agreed, comes from not only having a first-person view from one of the key protagonists, Livi, but also some dialogue being set out as in a script and a commentary from the killer who becomes a narrator in their own right.

It comes together and makes for a very compelling story from the first pages to the big reveal. And beyond that, into the final chapter, that had yet more to give.

I think many will have suspicions as to the murderer’s identity. Maybe even guess the same — I know Mrs H did. But when we discussed what we had witnessed on the stage that is this book, we realised something else. The finding out how and, more importantly, the why, and what drives Livi, and to a degree, the other cast, had been far more involving. Livi certainly has depths that don’t get fully revealed till much later in the book.

What was also interesting was the question that gets posed, directly and indirectly, as to what constitutes theatre. I shall leave you to decide that once you’ve read the book.

So, Crunch time.

Deeply satisfying, with a cast, story, explosive conclusion, and revelations right up to when the curtain falls that are worthy of a Tony or Olivier Award.

There are three lines on the top of page 363, that sum this story up perfectly. But it wouldn’t be our review if I just quoted a member of the cast, murderer or not, now would it? Suffice it to say, we don’t think you’ll be disappointed with this show.

A recommended YA and light adult read that we think will entertain and impress.


Ava Eldred’s X / Twitter account is under @ava_eldred and on Instagram as Threadsavaeldredwriter

UCLan Publishing’s web page can be found HERE or type this: https://uclanpublishing.com/

David Wardle’s web page can be found HERE or type this: https://www.davidwardle.co.uk


For those that just want a selfie on Sunday, here's one of me rehearsing my part in a road movie — OK, I was inspecting the tarmac, but hey, a girl can hope you know . . .  .  



We are joining the Sunday Selfies, hosted by the wonderful Kitties Blue and their mum, Janet Blue, from the Cat on My Head blog in America. 

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Till Laters!

ERin



Sunday, 6 April 2025

SNAILS OF THE UNEXPECTED

Written by Terrie Chilvers

  

Small book cover. Protagonist snails, Fergus and Shelby appear sat/standing on a green grass floor. They each have a radiant yellow white glow from their recent encounter with lightning. Author and artist names appear top middle of page and the title underneath set on a graduated orange to red background. Bolts of yellow and mauve lightning appear, two each side of the title. Fergus is a spotty yellow colour and his shell is strippy blue. Shelby is pink with a small flower on a yellow band around her neck. Her shell is purple and stripped.
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An Adventure Book Review by Erin the Literary Cat©, International Book Reviewer.

Hello, and welcome to my latest Book Review featuring this week an Adventure in Lower Middle Grade KS1 Fiction.

Image listing the 5 participants in the Snails of the Unexpected book blog tour. The image uses the same colours as the book cover, only they are reversed. The title of the tour is in green at the top and the info is in shades of red/orange graduated down to the bottom of the page.

 

This Sunday, besides the selfies, we are also the latest stop on the Book Blog Tour for this super fun, gastropod filled adventure. 
 
The 'Snails of the Unexpected' title and the bright cheery cover really caught Mrs H's attention. So when we got the call from Amy at Firefly Press, asking if we'd be interested in reading this and be part of the tour we jumped and slithered at the opportunity. And best of all, no snails, or plant life were hurt in the making of it!

So, without further ado, and with my trusty housekeeper, Mrs H, off double checking the brassicas and salad crop, let's take a deep dive into the murky and slimy world of mega-morphing snails and politics!

Large book cover. Protagonist snails, Fergus and Shelby appear sat/standing on a green grass floor. They each have a radiant yellow white glow from their recent encounter with lightning. Author and artist names appear top middle of page and the title underneath set on a graduated orange to red background. Bolts of yellow and mauve lightning appear, two each side of the title. Fergus is a spotty yellow colour and his shell is strippy blue. Shelby is pink with a small flower on a yellow band around her neck. Her shell is purple and stripped.
Artwork © Brenda Figueroa



AUTHOR:  Terrie Chilvers

 

Illustrations by:  Brenda Figueroa

 

Published by:  Firefly Press

 

Publication date Paperback:  3 April 2025

 

Paperback 13 digit ISBN:  978 191 544 4 882 


UK Cover price for Paperback:  £7.99


Amazon KINDLE price:  N/A

 

Pages: 151

 

Age range:  6+



 

SPOILER ALERT


Some as to plot direction and characters.

 


 

The plot 


We meet our two snail protagonists, Fergus and Shelby, as they sit on the garden fence of their best human pal, Angela Miller. Fergus, one of the smallest snails in the area, is remonstrating. Today it is about the slug spar built by their human neighbour, Mr Hamilton. He has even been seen feeding the slugs grapes! Across the land slugs are getting lots of positive coverage, and humans are being encouraged to let slugs eat their best crops. Even the UK Prime Minister is fighting the slugs corner. Rumour has it there is now a sign up at the local allotments banning snails. 


The only person that now seems to love snails is Angela. She feeds them daily with a nice bowl of salad. She doesn't even mind when they nibble her fresh lettuce. At least Fergus, and Shelby who doesn't seem at all bothered by the slug issue, have their own little paradise.


Well, that is until Gavin the slug slithers by and announces their garden is going to be bulldozed to create a slug salad bar! In fact the back gardens in the street are all going to turned over to the slugs. One is even being made into a slug disco!


As the bulldozers are due to rumble in the following day, Fergus and Shelby have limited time to save their home.


Now, how might two snails on a mission get to change peoples minds when humans cant speak snail? The answer is they decide to get hold of the UK Prime Minister, the ultimate power in the land, and the one who can stop this travesty. 


They, well, Shelby thinks up a plan, but they first need to get to 10 Downing Street to deliver their message. Shelby's plan to use the bus is dismissed as it would take way too long. Then Shelby suggests they use their Mega-Morphing abilities.


This ability is news to Fergus. But it seems when there was a lightning storm some days earlier, and the puddle they were in took a zap of power, the snails got the ability to change into anything, or anyone! All they have to do is say in their heads three times the name of the person or object they want to become, then they morph. As simple as that. Or maybe not as simple when you morph into humans and get legs!


From this startling discovery that Shelby forgot to mention, our two snails set off on a course of action that is anything but regular, but very very dangerous. Their mission to save their garden quickly changes to one to save not only Angela, but also all of human kind from a fate worse than death– being turned into a lettuce!


The perps of this scary scheme are none other than the UK Prime Minster and her sidekick, the Deputy PM!


If I say any more I will end up on a slippery and slimy slope and reveal far too much. Needless to say, the best and tastiest parts of this lettuce adventure story are ahead of you. Oh, and be prepared to never look a lemon drizzle cake the same way ever again!




So, what did we think?


For anyone who has read and enjoyed Terrie's earlier adventures featuring two loveable canines, Michael (the Amazing Mind Reading Sausage Dog) and Stanley Big Dog, this series is a must. Read our review of Book 1 HERE. Read the review of Book 2 HERE.


I happily described the humour of those first books as slightly Laurel and Hardy and vauderville-esq. 


These two new characters not only bring a new dynamic in motion and outlook, but also the ability to morph and interact with their world of humans in a very different way. 

   

As a result, the humour is noticeably different, but equally as fun. The dynamic between Fergus and Shelby is more like a comedy soap opera couple from some years (possibly decades) back. And I found myself wondering how they get along and stay together. But together they are, for better or worse, and it does work well. 


Fergus is definitely of the stress-head cum perfectionist kind. As such he worries needlessly. Shelby, however, is laid back and cleverer than she seems or knows. Yet she is also a bit naive and happy to muddle along and slither through on her own forgetful path. Opposites attract maybe? Well, at the end of the day it is the very interaction and responses to situations that bring the charm and opportunity for Terrie's humour style to shine through. 


The plot is really fun, and had a great Sci-Fi adventure and Dr Who vibe. Which I think will be very appealing to the younger readers as well as the adults that will share the reading with them. 


The artwork from Brenda is spot on. The cover is magical and clever. It took a while for Mrs H to spot the shadows on the cover. Within there are the charming snail images to each chapter heading, and plenty of other images throughout that lift the recipe to perfection. 


Pleasingly, there are lots of little morals interwoven into this story. I'm sure with guidance from parents and teachers reading this book, the younger readers will come away as enriched as they are entertained. 



So . . . .

Crunch time. 


As is our wont, Mrs H and I compared notes afterward we had read. Our conclusion is that this is a top buy. It is as refreshing as a newly pulled lettuce and will offer the young who is just starting to explore new books plenty of encouragement to explore, turn pages and to grow. 


Terrie Chilvers' web page can be found HERE or type this: https://www.terriechilvers.com/


Brenda Figueroa web page can be found HERE or type this: https://brendafigueroa.com/


Firefly Press' web page can be found HERE or type this: https://fireflypress.co.uk/


Now lets head over to the Manor House at Upper Much-Mousing for the closing scene in a very, very long running race.....


Mrs Hudson paused mid stride having just passed the kitchen door. Her inner housekeeper super senses warned her something strange was going down by the back door. Counting to five, she took four paces backwards and glanced through the kitchens slightly ajar door.

"What are you doing, dear?" she asked Erin, and not without good reason. There on the kitchen floor, with one paw raised ready to swipe down on a time clock, was Erin.

"Quick, come and see the end of the race," Erin replied, not looking up.

"What race?" Nudging the door open with her elbow, Mrs Hudson entered the kitchen. Having placed the laundry she was carrying to one side, she knelt down to see what Erin was staring so intently at.

"It's the Much-Mousing leg of the Tour De France race. The chalk mark is the finishing line." Erin gave her housekeeper and trusted partner in crime solving, an earnest look then returned to watching the garden path. Either side of finishing line were placed two chequered flags. "I was appointed the finish line marshal," Erin added, proudly. "Mrs Singh was the marshal on the start line on account of her shop having lots of fresh produce to give the competitors a hearty meal to start the day."

"I'll not be having hordes of muddy lycra-clad men cycling into my kitchen, not after I've just cleaned these tiles. And I'll not be having pile-ups on the garden path, either. We've just had new gravel put down as well as new bedding plants in the borders. Shouldn't the finishing line be outdoors. Somewhere wide with banners and bunting and where the reporters can take pictures?"

"Oh, no need to worry about any of that, Mrs H, as there's no lycra or bicycles involved. Though some of the bedding plants might get a bit... umm, damaged. Absolutely little chance of a pile up. Even if there was, these guys, possibly girls, don't mind that sort of thing. As to the newspaper reporters, I've got that covered." Erin gestured with a paw to an old Polaroid Instamatic camera sat on the floor next to the chalk line. "And I can use the camera in case of a photo finish."

Mrs Hudson gave her best confused look, one nearly always reserved for Erin when she had just explained, or rather tried to explain one of her plans. "But the Tour de France does have bicycles, dear, else how would they travel around. And aren't the special stages longer than 3 miles?" Mrs H had regularly cycled to the shops and considered it only challenging in high winds, hail and snow.

"Oh it is very challenging if you take a cross country route rather than the road." Erin said matter-of-factly. "And these competitors are on a foot, Mrs H."

"On foot? Wouldn't that be rather slow. It would take months to get around the UK and France. Anyway, the Tour de France isn't in the UK till 2027."

"Oh it takes longer than that, Mrs H. This race, the local leg, started five days ago. The main race started over a year ago; postage and getting lost in sorting offices does slow things down a bit. The competitors, should they survive being shipped around, and are not eaten on route, are expected to pass the finish line at the Champs-Elysees in Paris, sometime in June 2027 – give or take a month.

"Not eaten!" Mrs H said with astonishment.

"Oh yes. Quite regularly there have to be team member changes. It can take many generations of snails to finish. Apparently in the last race, in 2010, half the competitors were trodden on when the press corp rushed to the finish line. And some seagulls picked off a dozen others at Dieppe."

"Snails?!" Mrs Hudson's expression become one of sudden realisation. "Oh. Oh, I see. Well in that case I suggest we retire for a cup of tea."

"No time, Mrs H, they are due here any minute." I've got to do the stopwatch and then gather them up, count heads, or rather shells; that sort of thing. Then we will have to feed them and send them off to the next stage. That is at West Pudbury Hill. A tricky section that will sort out the hard shells from the soft.

"Oh we have plenty of time, dear. There will be a delay to their arrival; roadworks and a meal stop, I believe."

Erin gave her a quizzical look then looked down the drive. There was no sign of the snails in their painted shells. "How do you know that, Mrs H?"

"There has been roadworks along the final section of the route. Or as I would describe it, old Ned the gardener doing the gravel path."

"The competitors, they . . . They're not . . . gone, are they?" Erin looked really down hearted.

"Fear not. Ned told me he had collected up 55 snails with national flags painted on their shells. Being the kind hearted soul that he is, he refused to put them over the hedge. They are in a big storage box chomping down on some lettuce in his potting shed as we speak."

"I think I am out of a job. Mrs H. I can’t send them back to Mrs Singh's to start again as it would ruin the tour schedule. And it would take a superpower snail to make up for lost time." Erin sighed and stopped the time clock.

"Fear not Erin, I'll make a new starting line for them at the start of the gravel path. Then you and I can cheer them on to the finish line. If anyone asks, we can call it a sprint finish.

"What shall we do in the meantime?" Erin was starting to feel peckish. Thankfully snails were not on her menu.

"Well, it just so happens this week's book review is about two very special snails with superpowers. Why don't we settle down with a cup of tea and shortbread and write up our review for our readers?


I hope you enjoyed that book review, and our short adventure too. 


And finally, it's Sunday Selfie time!

We are joining the Sunday Selfies, hosted by the wonderful Kitties Blue and their mum, Janet Blue, from the Cat on My Head blog in America. A link to their website and the hop can be found HERE.


Small image. The Cat on My Head Sunday Selfies Blog Hop badge. Features a yellow-haired lady with a tuxedo cat on her head.

 

Image of Erin laying on her right side on Mrs Hudson's bed. Her paws are stretched out in front of her. Her head is tilted up rather than flat and she is looking at the camera.


Till laters!

ERin