Of Musk & Mice!

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     This week I was hoping to bring you more details of my latest money-making deal with Mr Musk. Alas my Model 3, in part payment for my professional boring services — see last week's post — was quarantined as it had been seen NOT social distancing in the parking lot, had a temperature and was caught not wearing a mask!

     Moving on, it suddenly struck me that what the boring company is doing, and it actually is rather worrying. Personally, I think there is a huge breed of mouse discovered or was the result of eating genetically modified cheese, and the holes are needed to keep it happy as it grazes its way across the various larders (states) in America. As proof positive of my claims, you only have to look at Mr Musk's latest creation, the Cyber (Mouse) Truck, which is definitely shaped like a wedge of cheese, and clearly meant to lure the mouse into the tunnel. And of course, armed with this knowledge, you soon realise that SpaceX is actually meant to get the mice back to the moon to nibble at the cheese there rather than here on earth!

     Frankly, any mouse that big is welcome to the moon, possibly even Mars, which is way too sugary for our liking.

     In the spirit of goodwill, I shall, of course, be offering Mr Musk my mouse catching services, at a suitably enlarged fee, which it seems is how leaders of industry and politicians roll. And what is my price you may ask? Well naturally I want a suitably genetically modified nip nanna, I mean what else could a girl want?

     Anyways, until my car and one-ton banana arrive, I have had to content myself with something small plump and yellow and definitely legal!

     Thank you for visiting us this week, and we hoped you enjoyed our hard pre nipped up selfie.

     If you have any sightings of Mr Musk's Mice, please contact my agent ASAP. Whatever you do, however, please do not attempt to approach. I have Mrs H busy in the potting shed making a new device that, in honour of our hero Mr Musk, we are calling 'MouseX'.

Till next week, stay indoors and keep an eye on your cheese!!!!



Toodle pip and purrs!

Boring!

Hello and welcome to The Sunday Selfies! 

     We are joining The Kitties Blue, from The Cat on My Head blog, for the weekly celebration of blogs and bloggers from across the world, and across the species.

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     This week I was hoping to say I was lounging around in the sun, sipping nip juleps and doing the Times crossword. Alas, not one but all three of those ideas did not come to pass. Three out of three is not a bad hit rate if you are in the market for fails. And don't even ask about the mousing, which I have to say has been dire since 2018.

     Anyways, to pass the time I have been practicing and cultivating my best mousehole mouse-frightening stare. In this week's selfie, you can see me boring my way under my 'S' scratcher. I am fairly certain not even Elon and his 'Boring' company can come close to this level of mastery. But if they do want to improve, I am offering classes at $1 billion a go. OR, I'll settle for a Model 3 upfront (of the palace) in pink, followed by 24 monthly instalments of free SpaceX trips.

     Now that's what I call a bargain! 

     Thank you for visiting us this week, and we hoped you enjoyed our hard stare and socially distanced selfie.

     If you have any money-making schemes of your own, or know any humans that have mice in need of scaring –  Zoom stares are available for a small fee – then please do not hesitate to call my agent, aka Mrs H.

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Stay safe, and until next week —

Toodle pip and purrs!