
This is my selfie for the week:-
And then I go off and have a nap and dream of tasty treats, mice, and cream.... and cream, mice, and treats. MOL
When the clouds clear, we have some lovely bursts of sun that give a little warmth to this old place and just have to be enjoyed come what may. But, as quickly as they come, and like the Sunday Selfies, they all too quickly sink again behind the hill......
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............... and now it's Sunday Story Time!
This weeks story is...................... The Hangover!

Erin is tossing and turning in bed, after a long and disturbed nights sleep. Well technically, as Mrs Hudson would say, it was a mornings sleep as Erin had been out on the tiles all night!
"Oh my.
Oh woe is me.
Oh me oh my.
Oh brother sister cousin uncles and aunts.
Oh my head! My toes! I'm burning up.
Oh heck I think I am dying!"
Reaching over, and after a moment of fumbling, she pressed the button on her bedside table.
Down in the kitchens, the eyes in the picture of Erin that was hung over the mantelpiece, started to flash. Mrs Hudson was busying herself ironing the morning copy of the Daily Mouser newspaper, drying it out after it fell into the moat. She had, however, flatly refused to dry out the paperboy. Well after all he deserved a dunking for teasing the kraken with offers of gum candy in the shape of squids! As she had her back to the picture, the signalling eyes went unseen.
Back upstairs, Erin's paw jabbed wildly once more for the button. After having knocked over the Micky and Minnie alarm clock, and a small glass of moisturising cream that she kept her spare claws in, she found and gave it such a smacky paw that it got stuck in the depressed position, which was, coincidentally, how she then felt!
Down in the kitchens the picture, having been activated for a second and now continuing time, erupted in a ever increasing caterwaul. The black fur of the frame stood on edge and the black tail switched back and forth with such vigour the nearby ornaments were swept to the floor. Mrs Hudson turned in alarm to see the mess on the floor, and the picture that now threatening to explode off the wall with it's gyrations. "Oh my, will you look at all that mess. I wonder if something is wrong? I best go and tell Erin, and whilst I'm at it I'll try out that new elevator we had installed last week. It could be a bit bigger, but if I'm careful I might be able to get a pot of tea in too!"

A small bell rang, and the lift shuddered to a halt in Erin's bedroom. Sliding the door up, she realised getting out would be slightly less of a worry as she could hold onto the bell pull rope to one side. "Erin?" She called out into the half lit room. "That picture of yours in the kitchen seems to be broken, least ways it was getting very excited about something. Maybe it saw a mouse.... or a mouse chewed through its wires?"
Erin groaned from the bed, and covered her head with her free paw. "Oh my, Mrs Hudson there you are. I seem to have my claw stuck. Is there any chance you could tease it free for me?"
"Oh Erin dear, bless you, you should have buzzed!"
Erin groaned once more, and moved her paw in a circling manner about her forehead. "Mrs H, I'm dying. I feel terrible and weak and oh I feel woozy too! Please get the doctor. No phone the consultant and the paramedics and maybe put the air ambulance on standby. Oh my head, it hurts so. I can't even feel my toes! Mrs Hudson what should I do?"
"Well dear, first up you need to reach down and find your legs. Once you have them, follow them down to the end and your toes will be right there. I do it everyday myself so can vouch that it works very well.”
"No, no Mrs Hudson my HEAD, it hurts AND I can't feel my toes. It's my head though not my toes that hurts.” Had she been able to think straight, then no doubt Erin would have definitely thought that today was clearly going to be One of those days. But she couldn't think straight and thus didn't, though later she would make a note to always ask first if it was one of those days, and if it was, she would duck out of whatever the issue was.

Back in her room, Erin was trying to find her toes. She was surprised and much relieved to discover that Mrs Hudson was right, well, right up to her ankles anyway. After that all she thought she could feel was the solid mass of the end of the bed!
Mrs Hudson gathered her first aid supplies, together with a flask of soothing warm nip broth. She was, however, at a loss for a thermometer. There had been some when she first arrived at the Palace, but one by one they had all vanished, including the large basting thermometer. "Must be them ghosts," she muttered. "Best take the brewers thermometer from the cellar. Could be a bit of a squeeze but should do OK with a dab of Vaseline.
Moments later, Mrs H strapped herself into the chair and, pressing the large red button marked LAUNCH, clamped her thin fingers around the armrests. Contrary to her expectations, the ascent was far more sedate, though the speed still made her skirt fly around like Marilyn Monroe. He bun got into the act too and spun around and from side to side like some strange hooked fish trying to evade the anglers net.
Groans met her ears as she alighted onto the second floor platform, as Erin had it labelled, and so she, after securing her skirts tottered into the bedroom. "Oh my dear, you do sound bad. Here pop this thermometer into your mouth and we'll see what you are like."
Erin let out a yelp when she saw the eighteen inch long thermometer bearing down on her, and pulled her head to one side. Alas in doing so the thermometer slipped neatly into Erin's ear. "Eoooow! That was cold, Mrs Hudson. Now I have an ear ache too. Surely you could just rest it on my forehead or maybe I could hold the end?"
"Now now, dear, these things need to be done. I dare say size doesn't matter when it comes to taking readings. Grow up and be a good princess and it will be over soon. Mrs H frowned as she checked the nurses watch she had pinned to her pinafore."Right that should about do it, lets see what this says." With that she slid the end of the thermometer out from Erin's ear and carefully turned it between her fingers.
The light picked out the sliver vein of mercury within the centre of the glass. She sighed and referred to a small home brewers manual that she took from her pocket. "Well princess seems like this is quite serious. Says here that if you're one hundred and two point five, then your yeast is too hot. Needs to be cooled down else your fermentation will stop and you'll have a horrid boiled taste. Suggests I pop you into a fridge or maybe a cold bath for a bit. Hows that sound dear?"
Had Mrs H been eluding to her being boiled then cooled and eaten? Erin was not sure but it did just sound like she was on the A La Cat menu! "Umm you know what Mrs Hudson, I think I shall just take the tried and tested method and remove a couple of blankets. Maybe you could give me a hand as my feet do seem to have left me, and when I felt down I only came to my ankles and then hit the end of the bed."
Mrs Hudson threw back the wool duvet and gasped and then removed a large book. "Well I can see why you can't feel your toes, Erin, you have this book resting on them! The Black Cats Tell All book you won from Dash Kittens Christmas give away. Silly thing you are, you must just have a touch of bad circulation. Here, if I rub them for a bit you should be as right as rain." And with that she started to massage Erin's toes.
"And whats this flex you been lying on? Seems like it goes under the mattress and....." Mrs Hudson's voice trailed off as she pulled on the flex. "Erin dear, did your mother never tell you not to go to bed sleeping on your electric blanket? I mean you won that lovely new one from the Dezi and Raena Belles give-away so there's no need to be using this old thing. No wonder you are baking. Here let me take it away and throw it out."
With that Mrs H slid away the old pink and blue human electric blanket, and let Erin settle back down again. "Well I bet that feels better, now doesn't it? I'm guessing you won't need a cold bath after all, or a visit to the fridge. Shame really I had just cleared a spot beside the ham. Yup have been a cosy spot too, what with the cheese and the pitcher of nip cocktails beside it."

"I have a flask of warm broth for you and some Niprinol™ pain killer for that sore head. Must have been all the noise from that party you went to. I heard you singing all the way from the village. I dare say Farmer Giles will be having a word later for all the cream you'll have turned! Still, look on the bright side, Erin, I dare say you'll have lost some weight what with sweating so much. And I not heard you sneeze all night either. Now you rest easy for the rest of the day and enjoy the peace and quiet. There's more of that broth bubbling on the stove if you want and I'll start the evening meal about five. Hows about a nice mouse kebab with all the trimmings sound, smothered in a rich Niptreux™ sauce? Erin dear, you do look like you coming over all flushed, was it something I said?"
The End.
Oh my CAT Erin leaving the electric blanket on is enough to melt a cat into a puddle. NO wonder you nearly expired.
ReplyDeletePS It's a good book :-)
Yup, cats and human electric blankets just don't mix MOL Yes I shall get into that book rather than let it sleep on top of me!
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ERin
Luv dat selfie!
ReplyDeleteMy momma says she's never had a hangover - genetic luck I guess since Crockett's momma duzn't get em either.
Hmm, I think they really are to be avoided at all costs. That bone moms are immune is rather handy, though I wonder how they'd cope with nip?
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ERin
Erin, you've got to take it easy on the ol' nip or else next time Mrs. Hudson might just pop you into the fridge for a bit!
ReplyDeleteHeck, yes I am still pondering whether being in the fridge with the ham and nip cocktails would be a good move to not at this time of year!?
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ERin
You selfie is terrific Princess and it's darn comfy too!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Brian, it sure was, I dint even know I'd pressed the shutter on the camera!
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ERin
That was the sweetest hangover I've ever had...read, Erin...MOL :D Your Selfie is very cute too. We have to suck up every sunbeam, before it gets away :D Pawkisses for a snuggly Sunday :) <3
ReplyDeleteThanks Binky, it didn't feel like it at the time but the shock of a thermometer in the ear sort of cured me MOL
DeleteOh yes, sunbeams and puddles are there as a gift and need to be treated as such, especially in winter, I mean it would be rude to refuse, wouldn't it!
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ERin
That is a lovely selfie with you enjoying the sun. It has been grey and mizzly here all day, but very mild.
ReplyDeleteSounds like that was some wild party! I hope you are recovered by now.
Yes, we have had a lot of those days too but some warm spells that hep drive away the blues. Oh I don't do things by half, and do like to uphold a cats honour though maybe I should have stuck to single nips of nip, not doubles (cream) Mol
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ERin
We love your selfie, Erin! And thank COD Mrs. H is there to help you nurse that hangover. It sounds like a doozy!
ReplyDeleteThank you. I wasn't entirely certain what Mrs H had the right training, and she does still need to work on her approach method for thermometers, but apart from that I think she did OK.
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ERin
Your comfy selfie is beautiful, Erin ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteThank you, it was very nice, whilst it lasted....
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ERin
Beautiful selfie! You and Valentine are working on a book??? Ooh...we can't wait!
ReplyDeleteThank you, it was all my own self in the selfie. Oh yes, we are working away on ur Pirate Book... it will be a treasure MOL
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ERin
Oh Princess, I wish I could be there to cuddle you in my arms and coo in your ear and to make you feel better. You can't be sick Princess, 'cause the Palace and your village people need you, your fans (one of them me, of course) need you to be healthy! Well at least that Miss H. is trying to do all she can for you. But if she brings in a big black pot into your room that is full of bubbling green liquid and she starts ranting odd words I think you best get some outside help! I think maybe you had a mousie kabob gone bad - over or undercooked or just plan B-A-D! Kisses for your paws, your head & your cheeks. -Valentine (& Mom) of Noir Kitty Mews P.S. Mom says she'll take some of that kraken-shaped bubble gum! Tee hee hee!
ReplyDeleteOh if you had been there, Valentine, I’m sure I would have recovered very quickly and without recourse to thermometers! Fear not, I shall have a Dr here in a trice, not a witch Dr though. Yes those kebabs can be very greasy, but always seem such a good idea at the time. I should have had pizza mol!
DeletePawkisses to you, my woolly bear.
Erin
Ps. Any colour preferences for the candy krakens, slime green or muddy brown?
We were gonna say "nice hangover" but really...is any hangover nice?? ;)
ReplyDeleteThank you, makes for a great tale but not a nice start to the day! Nipped up is one thing, too much mouse and cream pie, another, but hung over? Nah that’s for dogs, and the hair of. Mol
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Erin
Great selfie! We're glad we don't get hangovers!
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Yes well I think I’ll be (trying) to give a miss, myself, from now on. Maybe best if I stick to nip wine instead, or tea?
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Erin
Very nice selfie.I am glad you were not sick, just a bit over heated. And what is this of a Mickey and Minnie alarm clock? I thought you would have a Hello Kitty like I do :)
ReplyDeleteMe too, apparently we Cats don’t get hung over, just nipped up. Mol. I had wanted a Hello Kitty clock, in pink but Mrs Hudson says I have to wait until Micky and Minnie breaks or the battery runs out!
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Erin
You really tied one on last night Erin. The best thing is rest and broth. Nothing else. You are learnibng where there is lotsa fun, there are consequences.
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If you thought I was bad you should have seen the rugby team! As for the young farmers, well there won’t be a straight ploughed field or a milked cow for a while! Still, lesson learnt on all sides.
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Erin
Erin! Darling! You selfie is magnificent! And er...what is a hang over...?
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marv
Thank you, Prince Marv, you are too kind. I had thought a hang over was an architectural feature, where folks got drunk.... apparently not. Mol
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Erin
Beautiful selfie, Erin!
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Athena and Marie
Thank you. It was just me being little ol’ tired over worked and under paid me.
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Erin
Your selfie is just pawtastic!! catchatwithcarenandcody
ReplyDeleteThank you, I do like to show my white paws off and they are quite photogenic, Mol
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Erin
That is a sweet selfie of you enjoying the sun, Erin!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, we don't believe you would ever do anything so extreme to your body, that you would actually feel unwell enough not to want to dine on mouse kebab! ;p
the critters in the cottage xo
Mrs H makes a mean mouse kebab, its the ones you buy after a night out with the rugby team that are dodgy! Never again. This princess has standards to uphold!
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ERin
Sometimes, it's nice to be nursed for a little while - hangover or not. I'm demanding I get a picture I can use to summon the help ... though I think I'd like to add LARGE, un-miss-able flashing lights and sound (okay, the sound isn't flashing ... I meant un-ignorable sound). ~Bear Cat
ReplyDeleteSounds like a great plan. By all accounts the staff sing very badly in your palace so them taped to the sign, with flashing lights would work....
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ERin
ERin.....pubz get de best oh de best in trubull; all wayz... N we R sorree if we mizzed
ReplyDeleteyur blog annie furarry....heerz ta another 33; tho may bee knot in de pub ☺☺☺ N heerz
ta a grate yeer a head....ya noe what they say bout head oh achez frum de drink.....nothin
curez em like a perch pizza pie !!! ☺☺♥♥
Dudes, the Pub is a hot bed of intrigue and beer. Also does a great sideline in hangovers MOL We be having a Blogoversary Bash on Sunday, and you all invited!
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ERin
Oh sweet Erin, we do hope you're okay. You look luvvly, so at least there's that...right? Mommy says ifin ya' look good, ya' can feel good. Works fur us most of the time at least. And a meowsy big ConCats on your achievements and Happy Blogoversary. Big hugs
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Dezi and Raena
Inner and outer beauty go paw in paw, for sure.
DeleteThank you, it has gone all too quickly at times, and others all too slowly MOL
Congratulations on your Blogoversary, too!
Toodle pips and head bumps and hugs
ERin