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Saturday, 25 December 2021

GARGANTIS

by Thomas Taylor;  

An Adventure Book Review by Erin the Cat Princess©

 


 

 

 





Hello, and welcome to my Saturday Book Review featuring Adventures in Middle-Grade Fiction!

 

This week we feel happier than a seagull who has found a freshly cooked and unattended bag of chips on the promenade!

 

Yes, this week, we have the great pleasure to review the spectacular second book set in Eerie on Sea, starring Herbert Lemon, Violet Parma, and Erwin, the cat. 

Me, waiting for the snow.


 

But first, a little Chrismas sketch......




Erin was sat in her special cushioned chair beside the kitchen table. Clearing her throat, she looked around in front of her at an audience that had yet to appear, nodded, and then began.


"Ahem. Just in case HRH has had one too many sherries and tripped over the butler and corgi, I give you my own Royal Speech.

 

Greetings, Your Majesty, First Lady (and the team of undercover secret agents in Room 101b of the Pentagon International Satelite Surveillance Team) and fellow citizens of UMM. Today is my birthday. . . . and Christmas Day. 

 

We know it's been a funny old year, but now is the time to put aside the differences of the months passed. Gone should be the bickering over who gets the TV remote or who gets to lick the tasty gravy off the plates and the last of the succulent chicken. Gone should be the jealousies of whose begonias should have won the Summer Flower Show but strangely got a sudden bad case of wilt. Forget that it was your neighbour who forgot to turn off the garden sprinkler overnight and flooded your car whose window was left open. 

 

These things and more should be but dust in the wind. They are but minor gripes. Trivial pursuits in the grand —"


"I think you'll find that it's trivial MATTERS, dear. Trivial Pursuits is a board game," Mrs H interrupted. Sat at the kitchen table, she peered at Erin over the spectacles that sat low on her nose whilst simultaneously filling in the latest crossword in the UMM Parish Gazette.


"I agree," Erin said, putting down her speech and sighing loudly. "I was totally BORED. There are never any questions about cheese, even though there are lumps of cheese on the board. They could at least have used real cheese. That would have been far more fun. Better still, real mice would have worked."


"You said that about Mousetrap that I bought last year. You cant expect every board game we play to involve food, moving or otherwise. How about we play Village Monopoly?"

 

"That's not half as much fun when you already own half the properties in the village anyway." Sighing, Erin pawed at the script of her speech and then threw the pen down in dismay. "Do you think I'll ever get the call to stand in for Her Majesty? I mean, we are nearly related. AND I had an Annual Horrible too, just like she's had."


"Annus, dear. The term is Annus Horribilis." Mrs H smiled. Erin's grasp of Latin was often confused, and frequently she made up new terms of her own. 


"What, did she fall on her bottom too?"


"No. Annus means year. I doubt the Queen has a bottom, well not in public anyway. Besides, she has staff to do that sort of thing for her; slipping over and the like. Unlike me, who slipped over on your latest bumper edition of Mouse Breeder and Catcher, that you had left on the floor."


"Oh, I wondered what the wailing was but put it down to those unofficial carrol singers trying to exhort money from us again. Really was a cheek them not actually singing, but playing a tape recording."


"Yes, I'm surprised they thought they could get away with it." Mrs H shook her head in disgust. "In my day, we dressed the part in robes and held candles. And it didn't matter if it was snowing or raining. We earned our money. Now, it is purely commercial. One was dressed as Guy Fawkes and tried to get me to give money in advance for next year! At least I thought he was dressed as Guy Fawkes."


"How DID you get rid of them. When I looked out the window, they were running faster than the regulars at the Pied Sparrow when Happy Hour's announced!"

 

"Well, to be fair, it wasn't me that did that, though I wish I had. It was old Ned, the gardener." 

 

"I know he smells a bit of manure and musty stuff, but I wouldn't say Ned was that frightening, OK, maybe a bit?"

 

"Ah, well, he'd been helping me preparing lunch, using the blender, and he forgot to put the cover on. Covered him in tomato puree. It will take a week to get off the ceiling, maybe a bit longer to get off Ned. When he came to the front door to explain, he still had the chopping knife in his hand. The rest, as they say, is history."

 

"Did that really happen?" Erin asked, her mouth wide open as she imagined the zombie-like Ned lurching at the rogue singers.

 

"Well, let's just say that if it didn't, then it should have." Mrs H smiled, glancing discreetly at the hefty rolling pin that sat beside her. Noticing the time, she switched on the radio. "Time for the Queen's Speech. And after that, you can read to me your review of the book for this week's blog......." 

 

As the radio crackled into life, our two companions leaned in close to each other, lost in the tones of the voice that led the nation. Erin slipped her paw into Mrs H's hand and squeezed gently.


"Happy Christmas, Mrs H, and thank you for being making sure we are safe and fed and happy."


'Merry Christmas to you, also, Erin. Life without a tall story and a few odd characters wouldn't be half as much fun. But life without you by my side would be intolerable."


And Happy Christmas to you all, too.

 

 

THE END






Without further ado, here is what you all came for, this week's review. It is also the least of the year, and my, we have saved the best to last!



 

The Stunning book cover of Gargantis, By Thomas Taylor



 

GARGANTIS, by THOMAS TAYLOR

 

Published by WALKER BOOKS LIMITED.

 

Cover artwork by GEORGE ERMOS 

Interior Illustrations by Thomas Taylor


Trade paperback ISBN: 978 - 1 - 4063 - 8629 -5

Exclusive paperback ISBN: 978 - 1 - 4063 - 9661 - 4

Cover price for Paperback £7.99 (or cheaper)

Pages 351.

Age range: 8 and upwards

Any cats? YES, one, called Erwin, and he talks too!

 

 

 

SPOILER ALERT


As ever, to review book two in this series, we need to reveal little bits and pieces of the first book. So, please do look away if you wish to keep it a surprise. 

You can follow the link below to see my review of the first adventure.

 

Book 1 review LINK: MALAMANDER.

 


 

The Plot: 

In the middle of one of Eerie-on-Sea's worst storms, when the waves and winds threaten the very fabric of the seaside town, a strange cloaked and hooded figure books into the Grand Nautilus Hotel. He is carrying a metal-bound wooden box that never leaves his side. He doesn't lower his hood even to speak to anyone. Tere's asunder thunder boom, the lights go out and, when they come back on, he has gone! He has left Herbie Lemon, our hero and the hotels Lost-and-Founder, an object he says he has found. It is a strange shell, covered in curved spikes and unusually heavy for its size with a metallic clink from something inside. Now, if that weren't warning enough that something was strange, there was a small opening where it could be wound up. 


Against his better judgement, Herbie, urged on by Violet Parma and Erwin, who have just arrived in the Lost and Found room, winds up the shell. A strange mechanical crab-like creature comes out and threatens them. Safely secured under a weighed down bucket, our Herbie and Violet head out to the pier for supper. On the way, Herbie sees something very much like a sea serpent, weaving through the storm clouds. Or did he?

 

On their return, the strange wind-up crab beast has vanished. Not only did it chop its way out of the wooden pail, but it also took some hefty chunks of fur off Erwin! Somewhere in the Lost and Found office, the creature lies lurking..... Not a happy thought, but one put aside when a group of sodden sailors carry a strange object into the hotel lobby, all tied up in one of their nets. This turns out to be none other than Mrs Fossil, the local pro-beachcomber. Not only that, but she holds a strangely shaped bottle in her grasp that she found on the beach that very evening.

 

When the sailors, Mrs Fossil and even Dr Thalassi lay claim to the bottle, the Lady Kraken is brought down to adjudicate. She decides that as it is a lost and found item, Herbie should look after it and resolve who rightfully owns it.

 

At this point, I need to through into the ring one of many old Eerie sayings that will come to haunt and guide this adventure: 'When Gargantis sleeps, Eerie keeps. When Gargantis wakes, Eerie quakes . . . . and all falls into the sea!'

 

Will unstoppering the bottle to reveal the contents really put an end to Herbie's problems? Who is the cloaked figure, and why was he so keen to give Herbie the beastly mechanical shell? What secrets do the ancient runes on the side of the bottle hold?

 

Who or what will stop at nothing to get what they think is theirs. And, what will happen if they do?

Friends will be found, and lost. Truths discovered and superstition overturned and rebuilt. Who or what really are the monsters?

 

All this and far, far more is revealed in the rest of the story. But of course, that is for you to discover and me to keep secret. . . . . 

 

 

So, what did we think?

 

I suppose it is hard not to use superlatives when we enjoy pretty much every book we read. They each have, as a rule, different styles and energies that drive them along and give appeal. This book is no exception. In fact, dare I say it, it stands above Amari and the Night Brothers that I reviewed a few weeks ago (See LINK to Review HERE)

 

We adored this book – as we did the previous one – for its energy, originality and the ease in which we were drawn into the story from the first paragraph. I struggled to put it down when Mrs H insisted I really ought to go to bed and put the lights out. 

 

I'd say everything a good read should have is in here. The first person style is perfect. And like book one, it adds so much to the feel of what is going on. OK, if it didn't, then there would be something wrong. But we have read books where the first person character lacks the zing. This, well, it hustles along with just the right amount of Herbert Lemons story to give direction and flavour. Not that it needs extra of that, as there is plenty of seaspray and storm-born static to power a flotilla of stories and seaside neon lights. That may just have been a hint as to something that happens in the book. . . or maybe not. 

Oh, in case you were wondering, Erwin, the cat, has his part to play in this too. 



So . . . . 



Crunch time. 

 

An absolute must-read after the first adventure. Buy for the kid in your life or in yourself. 


There you have it. There is nothing more to add, except that we will be reading and reviewing book three early next year, so there is a lot to look forward to. 

 

Till then, please do come back for more Adventures in Middle-Grade reading. 

 

 

Want to buy a copy?

 

To get a gargantuan attack of salty seaside adventure, then head to your local independent bookshop before they get washed away by the tide of online retailing. 

 

Thomas Taylor's web page can be found HERE. http://www.thomastaylor-author.com/

 

Walker Books web page can be found HERE. https://www.walker.co.uk/

 

If any authors, publishers or agents wish us to review their books, please do get in touch. Details are listed on our book review page.

 

 

Till laters!

 

ERin

 




Saturday, 18 December 2021

MALAMANDER

 

by Thomas Taylor;  

An Adventure Book Review by Erin the Cat Princess©

 



 

Hello, and welcome to my Saturday Book Review featuring adventures in Middle-Grade Fiction!

 

 

This week we are decidedly pleased to bring you a decidely NOT eerie review of the first book in one of our favourite series. Malamander is the book's name, and it is quite different from anything we have reviewed before. This just goes to show how diverse Middle-Grade reads can be! 


 


But first, back by popular demand is....... 

 

 

The UMM VILLAGE NEWS. (Delivered hands-free online. This edition is kindly sponsored by Mrs Singh's Home Delivery Service called Jumbo Eats – Free lifesize banana and joyride on Jumbo with each kids meal!)



On the Frontpage. 

 

News that a new type of Corona shot was available in the village started circulating yesterday afternoon. By evening, the village hospital was besieged by crowds of drinkers from the Pied Sparrow Public House. It later turned out that they thought the free shot was of Corona Beer. The evening wasn't entirely wasted as the nursing staff managed to inoculate everyone for Flu, TB, MMR, Tetanus and Shingles!

 


In the Sports News. 

 

The UMM Ladies Darts team scored a decisive win against the ladies from Much Deeping-Hollow. The final score included five bulls (none of whom needed veterinary care), 107 doubles and 96.5 trebles (paid for by the losing team). Sundry other items including one foot, two knees, a pierced nose and the picture of the late Duke of East Lambtonshire, Ferdinand the Lesser!


In the Wanted Column. 

 

This week sees a request for items of bric-a-brac for the Scouts and Guides Winter Fair. It is very last minute as the various prizes donated by two passing gentlemen of the racoon persuasion were later removed as evidence by the police. 

 

The vicar has advised that he is still looking for small girls and boys to play rats in the Dick Whittington Pantomime his year. I had offered to supply the same, slightly dented, for a small consideration, but it seems like my offer met with some concern. Something about equity rights for the rats??? 


And finally. . . .


In Breaking NEWS: 

 

Racoon X and Racoon Y are now in custody! In their defence, they have asked for various other offences to be taken into consideration. These included the theft of the hairdryers and several hundred meters of hosepipe stollen from the local allotment gardens, which they sold to Mrs Singh to build her car wash. 

 

When asked to comment, Mrs Singh said that she had been well and truly fleeced by the two. In a big-hearted show of goodwill and to make amends, all customers of the hairdressers will now receive a complimentary Authentic Indian Cornish Pastie with their next appointment. As for the allotment owners, Mrs Singh has arranged for Jumbo to leave various packages for them to use to improve their soil.

 

 

OK, with the news and small ads sorted, let's get on with the review!


 


 

MALAMANDER, by THOMAS TAYLOR

 

Published by WALKER BOOKS LIMITED.

 

Cover artwork by GEORGE ERMOS 

Interior Illustrations by Thomas Taylor

 

Export Paperback ISBN: 978 - 1 - 4063 - 9302 - 6 

Trade paperback ISBN: 978 - 1 - 4063 - 8620 -8

Exclusive paperback ISBN: 978 - 1 - 4063 - 9303 - 3

Cover price for Paperback £7.99 (or cheaper)

Pages 302.

Age range: 8 and upwards

Any cats? YES, one, called Erwin, and he talks too!

The Plot: 

 

Our story this week is set in the seaside town of Eerie-on-Sea. It is the sort of small seaside resort that many of us will have visited. The kind of place we'd look around and forget once we have driven away from our week-long summer stay or one day visit. However, once winter comes and the tourists leave, the true Eerie emerges. The sailors take back their favourite pubs and haunts. Gone are the touristy tables and bunting, and in rolls the fog, gloom and mystery that goes with a damp cold seaside town.


The adventure features Herbert Lemon, Herbie to his pals. Five years ago, he was washed up on Eerie beach on a crate of lemons. With no knowledge of who he was or how he came to be as he was, he was given the name Herbert Lemon. And in Eerie-on-Sea he stayed. Now, five years on and aged twelve ish, he has the job of Lost and Founder at the Grand Nautilus Hotel. He has a cellar room to himself and manages all the Lost and Found items that get handed in. The hotel's ancient and reclusive owner, Lady Kraken, gave him the job of seeing something special in his eyes. However, the hotel's windbag of a manager, Mr Mollusc, really doesn't like anything that doesn't earn its keep or smooth the hotel's running. Herbie, of course, doesn't fall in either category, so he is at loggerheads with Mr Mollusc.


Now, all that intro aside, our adventure starts when a girl drops through the small pavement level window and into Herbie's life. Violet Parma is her name, and, like Herbie, she is an orphan. Well, not quite. It seems twelve years earlier, her parents vanished whilst staying in the same hotel. Their shoes were found on the harbour wall, and they had gone. Twelve years on, Violet has come to try and find out what has happened to her missing, presumed dead parents. 


That really is a can of worms she's opened. No sooner than she has arrived than a ghastly, sodden boathook handed sailor arrives at the hotel and tears apart the Lost and Found room in search of the girl. Herbie, naturally enough, is not sure about his new guest. But very soon, they are both on the hunt for clues as to Violets parents fate. Now, if that was all there was to it, well, I'd not be here telling you how good the story was. It seems that Eerie on Sea is packed to the brim with legends. One speaks of the Malamander, a half-human half-fish that stalks the beach in winter when the mists and fog are in. Wails can be heard, attributed to the beast. The locals won't use the beach at night in winter. But the sceptics say it is the wind whistling through the hulking remains of the Leviathan, a sunk battleship just out from Eerie and that can be walked to at low tide.


Stuff and nonsense, I hear a lady say from the cosiness of her fireside deep in the English countryside. But is it? When local Professional Beechcomeber and owner of the town's Flotsamporium gets attacked by some sharp-toothed sea-creature on the beech one evening, the tide of doubt shifts. The Malamander legend appears to be more than a fairytale to keep kids off the beach.


It soon transpires, a connection exists between Violet's father, Peter, and this beast. Worse, though, there is some sort of connection between Peter and the local (and smarmy) writer called Sebastian Eels. He really didn't get on with Peter, yet for some reason now he wants Peters manuscript.


The more Violet drags our unwilling Herbie into this investigation, the more dangerous it gets for them both, from land and sea!


Now, I have told you really as much as I can. Suffice to say, things go from bad to worse, and I do not mean the weather forecast! As the final chapters draw us into this wonderful adventure, the clues, people, and the monsters - myth or otherwise, converge for the grand finale!


Before I conclude, I need to add that Eerie-on-Sea has more unusual delights for the reader. There is a Mermonkey and a rather handsome cat called Erwin. Yes, he talks and can be pretty helpful too. But he is not like Oswin from the Willow Moss books we reviewed recently (Link to review of the third book HERE). He is more your contemplative cat who adds his advice when he feels. 

 

As an aside, an author once dismissed a character I wrote, saying something along the lines of 'Come on, a talking cat? Don't be silly!' Now I don't know about you, but the adventure makes a better read, and an entirely natural one too, with a talking cat or dog. A view that was shared by a publishing agent I spoke to. 

 



So, what did we think?

 

Basically, we both LOVED this story. The adventure captured both our imaginations and was so different from anything we had read to date. It is a first-person story told by the lead character, Herbert Lemon. We loved the mix of characters that the author has built around Herbert, be they the windbag of a hotel manager, Mr Mollusc, and the hotel's owner, the reclusive Lady Kraken. Equally as fun are the characters in the town, like Mrs Fossil, the beachcomber, and Dr Thalassi, the town's Doctor and museum keeper. 

 

They really do all work together so well, and quite naturally. As to the villains, well, they come in various shapes and sizes, and like the best of stories, not all is as it seems. I like that about this book. It unfolds as all the BEST books should, carrying the imagination and us along with it. Nothing about this was overpowering or underwhelming. It was exciting, slightly tongue in cheek, and wholly entertaining. And yes, just a bit eerie too!


Even better for us kids and cats is a website dedicated to the stories. This can be found via this LINK  OR by cutting and pasting this address https://eerie-on-sea.com/

 

I genuinely hope that I have been able to help you get a feel of what was going on. And, if you get a chance, you get to enjoy this read too.


 

So . . . . 



Crunch time. 

 

There really are NO downsides to this book. Whilst set in what I have come to think of as a quintessential old small-town British seaside resort, I think the setting and characters will relate to a global audience. The author did the inside artwork, which adds a little extra seasoning to the story. It is, just right, an essence of the sea and Eerie-on-Sea! 

 

So, an unreserved success in our book. I have books two and three by my side as I sleep . . . I meant, as I labour on this review, and will be reviewing book two next time. We will review book three as our first book of 2022, all being well.

 


 

Want to buy a copy?

 

This salty seaside adventure can be yours if you take a stroll down to your local independent bookshop. No flip-flops, suncream or sunhats are required. 

 

Thomas Taylor's web page can be found HERE. http://www.thomastaylor-author.com/

 

Walker Books web page can be found HERE. https://www.walker.co.uk/

 

If any authors, publishers or agents wish us to review their books, please do get in touch. Details are listed on our book review page.

 

 

Till laters!

 

ERin