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Sunday, 6 April 2025

SNAILS OF THE UNEXPECTED

Written by Terrie Chilvers

  

Small book cover. Protagonist snails, Fergus and Shelby appear sat/standing on a green grass floor. They each have a radiant yellow white glow from their recent encounter with lightning. Author and artist names appear top middle of page and the title underneath set on a graduated orange to red background. Bolts of yellow and mauve lightning appear, two each side of the title. Fergus is a spotty yellow colour and his shell is strippy blue. Shelby is pink with a small flower on a yellow band around her neck. Her shell is purple and stripped.
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An Adventure Book Review by Erin the Literary Cat©, International Book Reviewer.

Hello, and welcome to my latest Book Review featuring this week an Adventure in Lower Middle Grade KS1 Fiction.

Image listing the 5 participants in the Snails of the Unexpected book blog tour. The image uses the same colours as the book cover, only they are reversed. The title of the tour is in green at the top and the info is in shades of red/orange graduated down to the bottom of the page.

 

This Sunday, besides the selfies, we are also the latest stop on the Book Blog Tour for this super fun, gastropod filled adventure. 
 
The 'Snails of the Unexpected' title and the bright cheery cover really caught Mrs H's attention. So when we got the call from Amy at Firefly Press, asking if we'd be interested in reading this and be part of the tour we jumped and slithered at the opportunity. And best of all, no snails, or plant life were hurt in the making of it!

So, without further ado, and with my trusty housekeeper, Mrs H, off double checking the brassicas and salad crop, let's take a deep dive into the murky and slimy world of mega-morphing snails and politics!

Large book cover. Protagonist snails, Fergus and Shelby appear sat/standing on a green grass floor. They each have a radiant yellow white glow from their recent encounter with lightning. Author and artist names appear top middle of page and the title underneath set on a graduated orange to red background. Bolts of yellow and mauve lightning appear, two each side of the title. Fergus is a spotty yellow colour and his shell is strippy blue. Shelby is pink with a small flower on a yellow band around her neck. Her shell is purple and stripped.
Artwork © Brenda Figueroa



AUTHOR:  Terrie Chilvers

 

Illustrations by:  Brenda Figueroa

 

Published by:  Firefly Press

 

Publication date Paperback:  3 April 2025

 

Paperback 13 digit ISBN:  978 191 544 4 882 


UK Cover price for Paperback:  £7.99


Amazon KINDLE price:  N/A

 

Pages: 151

 

Age range:  6+



 

SPOILER ALERT


Some as to plot direction and characters.

 


 

The plot 


We meet our two snail protagonists, Fergus and Shelby, as they sit on the garden fence of their best human pal, Angela Miller. Fergus, one of the smallest snails in the area, is remonstrating. Today it is about the slug spar built by their human neighbour, Mr Hamilton. He has even been seen feeding the slugs grapes! Across the land slugs are getting lots of positive coverage, and humans are being encouraged to let slugs eat their best crops. Even the UK Prime Minister is fighting the slugs corner. Rumour has it there is now a sign up at the local allotments banning snails. 


The only person that now seems to love snails is Angela. She feeds them daily with a nice bowl of salad. She doesn't even mind when they nibble her fresh lettuce. At least Fergus, and Shelby who doesn't seem at all bothered by the slug issue, have their own little paradise.


Well, that is until Gavin the slug slithers by and announces their garden is going to be bulldozed to create a slug salad bar! In fact the back gardens in the street are all going to turned over to the slugs. One is even being made into a slug disco!


As the bulldozers are due to rumble in the following day, Fergus and Shelby have limited time to save their home.


Now, how might two snails on a mission get to change peoples minds when humans cant speak snail? The answer is they decide to get hold of the UK Prime Minister, the ultimate power in the land, and the one who can stop this travesty. 


They, well, Shelby thinks up a plan, but they first need to get to 10 Downing Street to deliver their message. Shelby's plan to use the bus is dismissed as it would take way too long. Then Shelby suggests they use their Mega-Morphing abilities.


This ability is news to Fergus. But it seems when there was a lightning storm some days earlier, and the puddle they were in took a zap of power, the snails got the ability to change into anything, or anyone! All they have to do is say in their heads three times the name of the person or object they want to become, then they morph. As simple as that. Or maybe not as simple when you morph into humans and get legs!


From this startling discovery that Shelby forgot to mention, our two snails set off on a course of action that is anything but regular, but very very. Their mission to save their garden quickly changes to one to save not only Angela, but also all of human kind from a fate worse than death– being turned into a lettuce!


The perps of this scary scheme are none other than the UK Prime Minster and her sidekick, the Deputy PM!


If I say any more I will end up on a slippery and slimy slope and reveal far too much. Needless to say, the best and tastiest parts of this lettuce adventure story are ahead of you. Oh, and be prepared to never look a lemon drizzle cake the same way ever again!




So, what did we think?


For anyone who has read and enjoyed Terrie's earlier adventures featuring two loveable canines, Michael (the Amazing Mind Reading Sausage Dog) and Stanley Big Dog, this series is a must. Read our review of Book 1 HERE. Read the review of Book 2 HERE.


I happily described the humour of those first books as slightly Laurel and Hardy and vauderville-esq. 


These two new characters not only bring a new dynamic in motion and outlook, but also the ability to morph and interact with their world of humans in a very different way. 

   

As a result, the humour is noticeably different, but equally as fun. The dynamic between Fergus and Shelby is more like a comedy soap opera couple from some years (possibly decades) back. And I found myself wondering how they get along and stay together. But together they are, for better or worse, and it does work well. 


Fergus is definitely of the stress-head cum perfectionist kind. As such he worries needlessly. Shelby, however, is laid back and cleverer than she seems or knows. Yet she is also a bit naive and happy to muddle along and slither through on her own forgetful path. Opposites attract maybe? Well, at the end of the day it is the very interaction and responses to situations that bring the charm and opportunity for Terrie's humour style to shine through. 


The plot is really fun, and had a great Sci-Fi adventure and Dr Who vibe. Which I think will be very appealing to the younger readers as well as the adults that will share the reading with them. 


The artwork from Brenda is spot on. The cover is magical and clever. It took a while for Mrs H to spot the shadows on the cover. Within there are the charming snail images to each chapter heading, and plenty of other images throughout that lift the recipe to perfection. 


Pleasingly, there are lots of little morals interwoven into this story. I'm sure with guidance from parents and teachers reading this book, the younger readers will come away as enriched as they are entertained. 



So . . . .

Crunch time. 


As is our wont, Mrs H and I compared notes afterward we had read. Our conclusion is that this is a top buy. It is as refreshing as a newly pulled lettuce and will offer the young who is just starting to explore new books plenty of encouragement to explore, turn pages and to grow. 


Terrie Chilvers' web page can be found HERE or type this: https://www.terriechilvers.com/


Brenda Figueroa web page can be found HERE or type this: https://brendafigueroa.com/


Firefly Press' web page can be found HERE or type this: https://fireflypress.co.uk/


Now lets head over to the Manor House at Upper Much-Mousing for the closing scene in a very, very long running race.....


Mrs Hudson paused mid stride having just passed the kitchen door. Her inner housekeeper super senses warned her something strange was going down by the back door. Counting to five, she took four paces backwards and glanced through the kitchens slightly ajar door.

"What are you doing, dear?" she asked Erin, and not without good reason. There on the kitchen floor, with one paw raised ready to swipe down on a time clock, was Erin.

"Quick, come and see the end of the race," Erin replied, not looking up.

"What race?" Nudging the door open with her elbow, Mrs Hudson entered the kitchen. Having placed the laundry she was carrying to one side, she knelt down to see what Erin was staring so intently at.

"It's the Much-Mousing leg of the Tour De France race. The chalk mark is the finishing line." Erin gave her housekeeper and trusted partner in crime solving, an earnest look then returned to watching the garden path. Either side of finishing line were placed two chequered flags. "I was appointed the finish line marshal," Erin added, proudly. "Mrs Singh was the marshal on the start line on account of her shop having lots of fresh produce to give the competitors a hearty meal to start the day."

"I'll not be having hordes of muddy lycra-clad men cycling into my kitchen, not after I've just cleaned these tiles. And I'll not be having pile-ups on the garden path, either. We've just had new gravel put down as well as new bedding plants in the borders. Shouldn't the finishing line be outdoors. Somewhere wide with banners and bunting and where the reporters can take pictures?"

"Oh, no need to worry about any of that, Mrs H, as there's no lycra or bicycles involved. Though some of the bedding plants might get a bit... umm, damaged. Absolutely little chance of a pile up. Even if there was, these guys, possibly girls, don't mind that sort of thing. As to the newspaper reporters, I've got that covered." Erin gestured with a paw to an old Polaroid Instamatic camera sat on the floor next to the chalk line. "And I can use the camera in case of a photo finish."

Mrs Hudson gave her best confused look, one nearly always reserved for Erin when she had just explained, or rather tried to explain one of her plans. "But the Tour de France does have bicycles, dear, else how would they travel around. And aren't the special stages longer than 3 miles?" Mrs H had regularly cycled to the shops and considered it only challenging in high winds, hail and snow.

"Oh it is very challenging if you take a cross country route rather than the road." Erin said matter-of-factly. "And these competitors are on a foot, Mrs H."

"On foot? Wouldn't that be rather slow. It would take months to get around the UK and France. Anyway, the Tour de France isn't in the UK till 2027."

"Oh it takes longer than that, Mrs H. This race, the local leg, started five days ago. The main race started over a year ago; postage and getting lost in sorting offices does slow things down a bit. The competitors, should they survive being shipped around, and are not eaten on route, are expected to pass the finish line at the Champs-Elysees in Paris, sometime in June 2027 – give or take a month.

"Not eaten!" Mrs H said with astonishment.

"Oh yes. Quite regularly there have to be team member changes. It can take many generations of snails to finish. Apparently in the last race, in 2010, half the competitors were trodden on when the press corp rushed to the finish line. And some seagulls picked off a dozen others at Dieppe."

"Snails?!" Mrs Hudson's expression become one of sudden realisation. "Oh. Oh, I see. Well in that case I suggest we retire for a cup of tea."

"No time, Mrs H, they are due here any minute." I've got to do the stopwatch and then gather them up, count heads, or rather shells; that sort of thing. Then we will have to feed them and send them off to the next stage. That is at West Pudbury Hill. A tricky section that will sort out the hard shells from the soft.

"Oh we have plenty of time, dear. There will be a delay to their arrival; roadworks and a meal stop, I believe."

Erin gave her a quizzical look then looked down the drive. There was no sign of the snails in their painted shells. "How do you know that, Mrs H?"

"There has been roadworks along the final section of the route. Or as I would describe it, old Ned the gardener doing the gravel path."

"The competitors, they . . . They're not . . . gone, are they?" Erin looked really down hearted.

"Fear not. Ned told me he had collected up 55 snails with national flags painted on their shells. Being the kind hearted soul that he is, he refused to put them over the hedge. They are in a big storage box chomping down on some lettuce in his potting shed as we speak."

"I think I am out of a job. Mrs H. I can’t send them back to Mrs Singh's to start again as it would ruin the tour schedule. And it would take a superpower snail to make up for lost time." Erin sighed and stopped the time clock.

"Fear not Erin, I'll make a new starting line for them at the start of the gravel path. Then you and I can cheer them on to the finish line. If anyone asks, we can call it a sprint finish.

"What shall we do in the meantime?" Erin was starting to feel peckish. Thankfully snails were not on her menu.

"Well, it just so happens this week's book review is about two very special snails with superpowers. Why don't we settle down with a cup of tea and shortbread and write up our review for our readers?


I hope you enjoyed that book review, and our short adventure too. 


And finally, it's Sunday Selfie time!

We are joining the Sunday Selfies, hosted by the wonderful Kitties Blue and their mum, Janet Blue, from the Cat on My Head blog in America. A link to their website and the hop can be found HERE.


Small image. The Cat on My Head Sunday Selfies Blog Hop badge. Features a yellow-haired lady with a tuxedo cat on her head.

 

Image of Erin laying on her right side on Mrs Hudson's bed. Her paws are stretched out in front of her. Her head is tilted up rather than flat and she is looking at the camera.


Till laters!

ERin


Sunday, 5 January 2025

Hello, and welcome to a another weekend selfie; the first of 2025. 


This week we have been so pleased to get back to normal after the alleged 'holiday season'. It seems so stressful for most people, and expensive.

Whilst Upper Much-Mousing doesn't go berserk like some places, Mrs Singh's International Food Emporium, the local corner shop, was doing a fine business. She is a shrewd saleslady with an eye for making life easier and cheaper for all her customers and herself. Villagers were allocated times to collect their shopping. 

This year also saw, through the miracle of online shopping – ie using the shops multi-camera roving security cameras, so customers could browse the shelves and, with the help of the village Cub scout and Brownie troops, fill a real shopping basket which they could pay for at the real shop till using a credit card.  

This year, the villagers have taken to a whole food plant based diet. Although some of the hard of hearing residents took this to mean they needed to eat an entire Christmas meal meant for a family of four themselves! Needless to say, Mrs Singh reported a spike in indigestion tablets for those folks. 

With our larder all stocked up, the sherry decanter almost full, and the cream delightfully whipped to almost clotted thickness, we settled down to watch a play from the National Theatre, in London. 

It was actually a play set In Memphis, by Katori Hall, called The Hot Wing King.

Click this link HERE, to go to the National Theatre web site. We thoroughly enjoyed the play and can recommend the service. The yearly cost of watching plays at home was under £100. 

OK, enough of our non-meat, full-fun, stop-at-home, stress-free non-holiday, lets get on with a selfie!




Not quite the morning after the night before. . . . .

We are joining the Sunday Selfies, hosted by the wonderful Kitties Blue and their mum, Janet Blue, from the Cat on My Head blog in America. Click this sentence to visit Janet Blue's site.

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Till Laters!

ERin



Sunday, 18 August 2024

A Paint Free Selfie. Yippee!

Hello and welcome to a weekend selfie. 


This week we have mainly been sorting out household things. No painting involved which also means no mess to clear up. That's a win for me as the paint is super smelly, and a win for Mrs H who is usually forced into multiple baths to remove stray emulsion droplets from her face and hair.

We certainly don't want a repeat of the last time when the vicar spread the rumour that we both had all come down with measles when it was in fact merely splashes from Mrs H's new spray gun which had exploded in a shower of metallic red paint when the hose got crimped!

Least said the better about who caused the crimp, save to say that in my defence I thought the red curly vibrating thing was a vicious and rare red cobra sneaking up on Mrs H in her motorcycle workshop!


Anyways, enough about paint, here is a selfie of yours truly without measly spots of any colour, taking a well earned Sunday rest. 


We are joining the Sunday Selfies, hosted by the wonderful Kitties Blue and their mum, Janet Blue, from the Cat on My Head blog in America. Click this link to see Janet Blue's selfie page.

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Till laters!

ERin 


Sunday, 21 July 2024

THE DEATH OF DOWNTON TABBY

by MANDY MORTON;  

 Cover by Jason Anscomb                                                                                     

Small Book cover image. With a pink/cerise background, we see in yellow the backdrop of the book festival; a big marquis and a camper van with the concertina roof partly raised. Three cats in relief appear on the front in a deep burgundy. One has it's paw resting on an open yellow covered book. The series name appears in white text along the top, with the word FELINE in capital yellow letters. A blue revolver appears either side of those words, pointing inwards.  The words, The death of downton Tabby appear in white capitals in a 1920's ish font. A quoite from Laura Thompson appears to the right side. It says: 'Deliciously clever & a true delight'. The authors name appears in white along the bottom of the page.



An Adventure Book Review by Erin the Literary Cat©, International Book Reviewer.

Hello, and welcome to my weekend Book Review featuring this week an Adventure in Middle Grade ADULT Fiction. Book 3 in the No. 2 Feline Detective Agency series.

Given it is the summer season, allegedly, I was thinking of hosting a literary festival here in Upper Much-Mousing. You know the thing, book reviews and readings, signings by all the big names that would rush to our small village. 

Then there would be the food, actually you'd find around here the cats and humans would dine first then read and listen. A moratorium on anything vaguely alcoholic being served during the day would be applied.

Not because they are a rowdy lot, far from it, but because the local inn has a reputation for disturbing the peace with the shear volume of the patrons snoring. Talk about holding ones drink, that lot have to have straws and glasses stuck to the bar to save excess spillage when they drop off after the landlords extra potent weak ale; aptly called Old Snorer. 

I said I was thinking about holding a festival, but then Mrs H and I read this fine work and decided against it. 

To find out what changed our minds, just read on. Rest assured you'll NOT be disappointed with this tale. Adult murder mysteries by cats done just how it ought. So without further ado lets discover who did it in . . . 
 


Large Book cover image. With a pink/cerise background, we see in yellow the backdrop of the book festival; a big marquis and a camper van with the concertina roof partly raised. Three cats in relief appear on the front in a deep burgundy. One has it's paw resting on an open yellow covered book. The series name appears in white text along the top, with the word FELINE in capital yellow letters. A blue revolver appears either side of those words, pointing inwards.  The words, The death of downton Tabby appear in white capitals in a 1920's ish font. A quoite from Laura Thompson appears to the right side. It says: 'Deliciously clever & a true delight'. The authors name appears in white along the bottom of the page.

 


AUTHOR:  MANDY MORTON


Latest Edition Cover art by: Jason Anscomb

 

Published by: Farrago

 

Publication date latest edition Paperback: 9 May 2024

 

 

Paperback ISBN: 978 - 1788 424 660


UK Cover price for Paperback: £9.99


Kindle UK price: £2.99


Audible price: £13.00 or one credit

 

Pages: 267

 

Age range: Adult.


Any humans? No, just a delightfully eclectic character mix of Cats.


 

 

SPOILER ALERT

Some as to plot direction and characters.

 

 

Thank you to... 

 

I am exceedingly grateful to Mrs H for stumping up the readies out of her pension so I can Read & Review this awesome fun and incredibly clever series.

As ever, our views are our own, and we only share reviews of books we have bought, been given as gifts, or received in exchange for an impartial review.

First and foremost, the books we review are those we select to read, like, and feel our global readers deserve to know about and that we hope they, their family, friends and students will enjoy.


 

The plot

The town is proud to be holding its first literary festival, organised by the librarian Turner Page. It is held at Furcross House, the former care home which was closed and turned community centre after the murders featured in book one.   

With free passes to the weekend event as a reward, anyone who is anyone in the town is getting involved in the running. Tilly has been enlisted by Turner to arrange the guest speakers and musical attractions, whilst our lead protagonist, Hettie Bagshot, as head of The No.2 Feline Detective Agency, has been hired somewhat begrudgingly, as Festival Security supremo. 


Headlining the event is the writer of many a period romp, Sir Downton Tabby. Overly rich, a womaniser, and caring little for others – especially the Brontë Sisters, he has added to his wealth by recounting the tales of his aristocratic upbringing. It is a life where servants were five a penny, punished for eating crumbs their mistress may have dropped, and discarded into the workhouse and greater penury when too old to slave away. Despite the vulgarity and openness of his situation, and the controversy he courts, he draws the crowds hoping to lap up some of the 'charged atmospheres' he creates. So very much like humankind, right?

As far removed as one can get, the Brontë sisters have been hired by Tilly as a last-minute fill-in, on a hire-two-get-third sister thrown-in kind of basis. The sisters were brought up in Teethly, on the bleak moors of Porkshire; a place where gingerbeer-on-the-lung disease killed many an addicted cat due to a lack of a clean water supply. On discovering unfinished works by the old Brontës, the sisters are tasked by their father to find fame by finishing the works. Emmeline (a poet in her own right) is the author of the top-selling Withering Sights, which outstripped Charlene's Jane Hair. That left Ann's book, The Tomcat of Wildfell Hall, on the slush pile of their northern agent Penny Stone-Cragg. 

It is fair to say that when the sister's camper van arrives at the festival, fur flies and noses are bloodied, and chaos ensues. Things get worse as the sisters have it in for Downton Tabby, who has slated the sisters and their work, playing each off against the other.

Some sanity comes in the form of musician Muddy Fryer, who performs her one-cat Arthurian cycle of songs. Doing costume changes and wielding props along the way. Poly Hodge and Nicolette Upstart, famed and popular crime writers, bring to the festival both maturity, professionalism and calmness. 

Things start to seethe and boil inside when Sir Downton and the Brontë sisters trade insults during his interview session. If it wasn't murder for Hettie to keep a lid on tempers in the blazing heat of the day, it soon is when Sir Downton is found murdered later on. Decapitated, and no trace of his head, things are looking bad for Muddy, whose mighty Excalibur sword, used as a prop, vanishes!

Now, this is just the start. Hettie has to keep her invited guests safe, as well as not let on to the public that the star attraction has been most brutally slain. It would be the ruination of Turner who would lose everything. A sudden and severe storm and flooding set the scene for the meat of this tale, and we enter a spine-tingling series of events, punctuated with essential pie and cake stops and much-needed medicinal cups of tea from Delirium Treemint.

In fact, dear readers, in a very short space of time, it seems dear Delirium Treemint, she of the shaky spilling nature and much-broken crockery, is the only cat NOT on Hettie's suspect list.

Who did it, and that isn't a clue, and how Hettie goes about trying to save everyone else and the day, I will leave you to find out for yourselves. 

So, what did we think?

What a brilliant idea to bring together affectionate parodies of literary icons, both past and present, to create the cast of this jaw-dropping and deliciously crafted murder mystery. A mystery with a hefty heap of 'very well done' black humour. We have nods to felines of the human world, too, as well as references that the musically aware of the past decades will recognise immediately. I missed some and was pleased when the author pointed them out at the end of the book. 

As the third book in the soon-to-be thirteen-and-counting, series, it is with much pleasure that the tale does not feel tired. We have settled into a comfortable familiarity with our protagonists, but not to the point where they lose any of their essential differences or edge. The wit and satire, tongue-in-cheek humour the characters, and the occasional sarcasm from Hettie, bring a refreshing twist to both cat stories and murder mysteries. 

If you would like to add an extra dimension and get the mind's eye working on overdrive visualising all the cats, the Audible version is a wonderful expressive expansion of this series. Well worth buying, as Mrs H has, and we have listened multiple times already.

Sir Downton Tabby is a great example of bringing together a plethora of traits and historical attitudes into one love-to-hate victim. As to the other deaths you'll come across as the story goes along, which are no less gruesome, I shall let you decide whether they are deserved or not. I am sure there is many a moral to this story, karma, just desserts and all that, but reading for pleasure I tend to think of those at the end. It all makes for the truly strangest and most adventuresome and deadly Littertray Festival you will ever turn a page on.

 

So . . . .

Crunch time. 

Addictive and whimsical, it is surreal yet delightfully real and charming. Buy a copy or borrow it from your local library; I'm sure you won't be disappointed. Now, if you will excuse us, we feel the need for some festival pies and ale of our own!


Want to buy a copy?

Alas, Littertray Festival T-shirts and Festival Ale aren't available to us, but if you head down to your local independent bookshop they should be able to supply you with something better, this book. 

 

Mandy Morton's short author page at Farrago Books can be found HERE or type this: https://farragobooks.com/fb-author/mandy-morton/

Farrago Book's web page can be found HERE or type this: https://farragobooks.com/

Hettie Bagshot can be found on both Facebook and Twitter. 


We are joining the Sunday Selfies, hosted by the wonderful Kitties Blue and their mum, Janet Blue, from the Cat on My Head blog in America. Click this link to see Janet Blue's selfie page.

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I shall leave you with a lazy selfie. I entitled this "The paws have it". 

Incidentally, it has been the Manor House's election this week. Old Ned, our gardener offered to stand – or rather sit, against me to make up the numbers. It was a close run thing when Mrs H spoiled her vote. Yup, she'd accidentally used her ballot paper to line the cake tin. That's the last time I use greaseproof paper to ensure a transparent voting system! 

However, after the cake had been baked and filled with judicious amount of jam and cream, and various slices and cups of tea consumed, her cross in my box was revealed, and I was duly elected. That's the sweetest way to end any election.



Till laters!

ERin